May182013
“I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found.” John Steinbeck (via quote-book)

(via stallspin)

May172013
the-rest-isrustandstardust:

Pygmalion, 1938
Leslie Howard

Okay I was attracted to Professor Higgins. Leave me alone. 

the-rest-isrustandstardust:

Pygmalion, 1938

Leslie Howard

Okay I was attracted to Professor Higgins. Leave me alone. 

8PM
Who wants to bet on how long my pretty prom nails will last once I start tinkering with my motorcycle on Monday?

Who wants to bet on how long my pretty prom nails will last once I start tinkering with my motorcycle on Monday?

6PM

moon83:

Antares & Love by Joe Webb

(via cosmicwiener)

1AM
May152013
Today, someone delivered me key lime pie via Pitts.

(It was pretty fantastic)

Today, someone delivered me key lime pie via Pitts.

(It was pretty fantastic)

5PM

I just saw the Snap-on truck on my way to the airport.

I always thought that was just a bedtime story that auto mechanics tell to their little daughters.

May142013

My friend at the airport let me drive his Acura today, which has a sequential gearbox. I have never driven one before. 

I drive manual transmission daily. So, as I was about to make a left turn, I instinctively put my foot down to push in the clutch. 

But there is no clutch. So my left foot came down on the edge of the brake pedal, and both of our heads slammed into the dashboard. 

I’m just hoping that he doesn’t tell everyone else at the CAF about my incompetence. 

May132013
***PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
If you leave Jenn alone with your WRX, she will drive it.
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I sent this to the owner, who left his car in front of my house while he is in Colorado with my sister. 

***PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

If you leave Jenn alone with your WRX, she will drive it.

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I sent this to the owner, who left his car in front of my house while he is in Colorado with my sister. 

May112013
You know that you’re cool when two walls of your sitting room are a Pitts.

You know that you’re cool when two walls of your sitting room are a Pitts.

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